The Myth : Coffee House

Hi folks ! I had had something up in mind which i couldn’t keep it to myself.I thought i must share it with all of you. This post is specially for all the people who live in Bangalore and might be the prospective residents of the city. Bangalore always carried a charm due to sundry reasons like the weather, jobs,infrastructure etc.I am not going to bore you with all the cliched thoughts or blogging. Some guys are real jerks (those who write crappy blogs) like one guy i came across, he was nostalgic about the train reservation facility. He says that how content he felt when he used to stand in the que for a mere train ticket for hours. He resents the fact that reservation facility has become so facile. I totally resent those type of jerks. Now let’s come to the point. I have been living in Bangalore from past some time . I must say that i am an epicurean.Now, there is a place named “COFFEE HOUSE” in the city. I have come across this name a lot of time through newspaper blogs and magazines. There is a saying which goes like this ” Old is Gold” . It’s not true and i would retort it with “Everything glitters isn’t gold”. First i didn’t know where this place is and then i came to know it’s on one of the most hip roads of the city. yeah,you are right ,that’s MG Road. I was with my friends and thought of giving it a try. Having heard so much about it,gives you the belief and push to give it a shot. So, we went in .It has got the same old ambiance which was there 40-50 years ago. I should admonish you that it might collapse also. Anyways,so we ordered three coffees as it was supposed to be the main charm of the shop and cause of being popular. Let me remind you , the place was packed. We also ordered one butter toast and scrambled egg sandwich. Coffee was real bad.Being precise, the kind of coffee you would have from some road side tea stall by some guy who doesn’t even know how to pronounce it and the other stuff, i will just say that i was super pissed and my friends wanted gave me a good deal of tirade immediately. It was like taking some slices of bread which is one week old and make them half baked.Thank god that we didn’t order anything and about the scrambled eggs !! , I would just say that Inflation has hit India so badly that people have started serving their customers half baked things. My other friend was skeptical about the place being good, and thank god that he didn’t order anything else. I don’t know how the hack the place is popular ? I am more pissed off with the fact that some fatuous guys who claim to be real Bangloreans make these kind of goddamn places popular. A message to those jackasses out ” Dude, atleast visit the place once before writing about it.” Now for all the readers in very simple language. IF YOU WANT TO TORTURE SOMEONE ,TAKE THEM TO THIS PLACE.